"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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One Sunday morning during a church service, a pillar of flame appears. Sulfur smoke fills the air and the devil appears. The entire congregation flees except for one old man who is moving slowly due to his rheumatism. The devil approaches him.
"I am Lucifer," the devil says. The old man just stares at him.
The devil continues, "I am Satan, the lord of darkness. Do you not fear me?"
"Fear you?" the old man answers in a crotchety voice, "Why should I fear you, I've been married to your sister for the last 50 years!"
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hi
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started by
maryjoearl
(03.11.2001 9:28:16 PM EST)
This is satan
well,
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started by
SuzieQ
(03.11.2001 8:36:29 PM EST)
i do believe TheJoker is right!
What gives?!
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started by
TheJoker
(03.10.2001 1:54:21 PM EST)
Isn't it like the tenth time we hear this one in the last month?
true
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started by
oxbrain
(03.10.2001 0:09:35 AM EST)
sad, but true
"It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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