Meeting Muhammad
By: Robnoxious	Published: 10/01/2001
An extremist muslim was killed in a car bombing. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven." The Muslim says, "Nice to meet you Peter, but I'm a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad." St. Peter says, "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says "Hi, I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven." The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you. But like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad." Moses says, "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad." The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks, "Who are you?" The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven." God walks over and shakes his hand. The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it is such an honor to meet You - I can't believe it - this place is great. But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad." God says "Ohhh... You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?" The Muslim says, "I would love a cup of coffee." God yells into the kitchen, "Hey Muhammad, two coffees!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Not Good (0 replies) started by spotcat (10.01.2003 0:34:37 AM EST) Things like that give the same message that sadaam is giving - the US hates all Islam the message should be we hate stinkin TERRORISTS! a lot of people seem to forget or ignore that some of the 9-11 murder victims were moslems too shoulda ended with Mohammed battin him upside the head or pushing the down button

not coffees (0 replies) started by lepervier (10.03.2001 5:05:13 PM EST) givem some afghan tee or dope but you almost got the point Jesus, God bless America, and the guys that got to do the retaliating work in the f..cking afghan mountains on behave of future NO MORE TERRORISM!!!!!!

lol (0 replies) started by meesha (10.01.2001 9:25:25 PM EST) Good one, Rob!

Muhammad responds: (0 replies) started by willi (10.01.2001 6:59:11 PM EST) "For Allah's sake, give me a break!"

Good joke. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (10.01.2001 1:22:33 PM EST) Quite timely. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Damn! (0 replies) started by marvin (10.01.2001 2:12:26 AM EST) I wasn't expecting that very gentell ending ! Hahahahahahahahahaha Something to do with ending though ;-)

first...... (0 replies)   started by dtahellyeah (10.01.2001 0:53:18 AM EST) danm good joke too.^5 to ya Robnoxious. DON'T TRUST ANYONE

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