Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they
are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says,
"Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm
granting you six months to go back to earth and be
anyone you want to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren," and
*poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna," and *poof*
she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but
that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and
hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts
laughing. He hands it back to her and says....
"I think you have the wrong idea sister, this says 'Sahara
Pipeline' was laid by 1,900 men in 6 months'"
