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Feeding Time

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/22/2001
 
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A cowboy went to church one Sunday. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." So the minister began his sermon.

One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon. The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."

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    I like the Grandpatron's (0 replies)
    started by akocurek
    (10.22.2002 9:07:15 PM EST)
    idea about cable TV preachers.

    Hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (10.22.2001 4:31:41 PM EST)
    LMAO@Grandpatron

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    You got me started (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.22.2001 1:14:27 PM EST)

    Ask yourself this while you are putting money in the Collection Plate.

    Would Jesus wear a Rolex Watch?

    Don't get me started (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.22.2001 10:31:24 AM EST)

    And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity.
    He WILL NOT use, as His messenger,
    a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

    Country Wisdom (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.22.2001 7:57:14 AM EST)

    You can't beat Country Wisdom.

    Never squat with yer spurs on.

    Hay hay hay (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.22.2001 1:36:21 AM EST)

    Thanx for that, Forrest.

    The Naked Canuck
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