The Hat
By: Robnoxious	Published: 11/14/2001
George once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 Commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?" George responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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"Wait a minute, (0 replies) started by willi (11.14.2001 4:44:14 PM EST) I take that back. Now that I think about it, I can't remember which head I had my 'hat' on."

Poor GP (0 replies) started by marvin (11.14.2001 2:38:05 PM EST) so young yet he's heard so many jokes in his short life, must have been a real blast for you ! Hahahahahahahahahaha

Better than usual (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (11.14.2001 8:07:02 AM EST) Not as long Not to funny Old joke Side Note to Rob: I don't vote on these jokes old jokes I've heard before, as a courtesy to you.

Either that...... (0 replies) started by tjshere (11.14.2001 7:54:14 AM EST) Or she was so good she scrambled his brain. Never fear.....TJ's here!

Jogging the Memory (0 replies)   started by nakedcanuck (11.14.2001 1:07:51 AM EST) She must not have been that good if he forgot so easily. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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