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What A Way To Go

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/25/2002
 
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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor had finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone had said their goodbyes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.

Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked:

"Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.

"What’s so funny about that?"

"I’m a gynecologist."

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    hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.25.2002 4:46:04 PM EST)
    Wonder what they do with lawyers?

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    All the goods parts are taken (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.25.2002 9:02:37 AM EST)

    How about the nose? It would look like a Reverse Booger. Eeewwweee

    Damn (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.25.2002 3:08:22 AM EST)
    A latex coffin would get awfully hot, wouldn't it?

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    ha ha ha (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.25.2002 2:37:32 AM EST)
    roger you stole my exact thought

    " If I throw a stick... will you leave? "

    Holy Shit.... (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (03.25.2002 1:55:09 AM EST)
    It could be worse. He could be a Protologist.

    Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.. you'll feel a little pressure... hahaha


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