This little guy walks into a tavern, hoists himself up onto a
barstool and orders a glass of milk. A few stools away a big
redneck looks at him and says, "Ordering milk in a bar? Ha! You
stupid Jews should go back where you came from."
The little guy quietly says, "I am not Jewish."
The redneck says, "Well then you must be a fuckin' Catholic. Why
don't you go drink your damn milk in your stupid confession
booth?"
The little guy quietly says, "I am not Catholic."
The redneck says, "Well you don't look like no damn Muslim, so
what kind of Protestant asshole are you then?"
The little guy quietly says, "I am not a Protestant."
The redneck then says, "Well if you ain't a Jew, and you ain't a
Catholic and you ain't a Protestant, what the hell ARE you, you
jerk-off bastard?"
The little guy replies quietly, "I happen to be a Quaker."
The redneck laughs loud and rude, "Haww, Haww! A Quaker huh?
Well if you ask me, all you stupid Quakers should go back to the farm
and take a bath in horse shit so you smell better. What do you have to
say about THAT?"
The little guy looks him in the eye, leans toward him, and
quietly says, "Fuck Thee!"
