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Nuns At The Ball Game

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/16/2004
 
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Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose habits partially blocked the view of the field), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there.

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to Hell. There aren't ANY nuns living there.

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    Good One (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (10.17.2004 1:17:03 AM EST)

    I didn't see that coming.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.16.2004 9:07:48 PM EST)

    sounds like something they would say...I went to a private catholic school and damn those old nuns are tough bitches...

    Those guys are lucky (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.16.2004 1:04:36 AM EST)


    If it wasn't a day off the nuns probably would have whacked their knuckles with a ruler.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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