A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. 'Want to
have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a
solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to
my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots
whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach
your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female
parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads
and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots
in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,"Hi, we're
prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been
answered!"
