A lady approaches her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots that only know how to say one
thing."
"What do they say?"
the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. "You know," he said, "I
may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring
your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to
praise and worship. Then, your parrots are sure to stop saying
that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the
solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she noticed his two male parrots
inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed,
she walked over and placed her parrots inside the cage with
them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Finally,
one male parrot looked over
at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put those damn beads
away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
