A Pastor was walking along the corridor of the parochial
school near the preschool wing when a group of little
ones were
trotting by on the way to the cafeteria.
One little lad of about three or four stopped and looked at
him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress
funny?"
He told him he was a Pastor and this is the uniform Pastors
wear. Then the boy pointed to the Pastor's plastic collar tab
and asked, "Do you have an owie?"
The Pastor was perplexed until he realized that to him the
collar tab looked like a band aid. So the pastor took it out and
handed it
to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are
raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer.
The little guy felt the letters, and the Pastor asked, "Do
you know what those words say?"
"Yes I do," said the lad who was not old enough to read.
Peering intently at the letters he said, "Kills ticks and fleas
up to six months!"
