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 Jeff and Mike | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/22/1999 | | |  |
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Jeff and Mike were in an accident and killed instantly.
Upon Jeff's arrival to the Pearly Gates, he is met by St.
Peter.
"Where is my friend Mike?" asked Jeff.
St. Peter replied, "Well Mike was not as fortunate as you. He
went in the other direction instead of getting into Heaven."
Jeff was bothered by this and asked, "Well, could I see Mike one
more time just to make sure he's okay?"
St. Peter agreed, so they walked to the edge of Heaven and
looked down. There was Mike, on a sandy beach, with a gorgeous,
sexy blond in a bikini and a keg of beer.
"I don't
mean to complain, but Mike seems to have it pretty nice
down there in Hell," says Jeff.
"It's not as it appears to be" says St. Peter. "You see, the
keg has a hole in it... and the blond doesn't."
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(06.22.2001 2:15:49 AM EST)
I've been at parties like that..."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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