Two priests were talking over breakfast one day when one said
to the other how distraught he was because his bike was stolen
while he was giviing a sermon.
He asked for advice, and was
told to give a sermon about the 10 commandments, when he gets
to the thou shalt not steal commmandment, he should take a look
around and look for a guilty looking person.
A week later, the
same two preists were having breakfast again, and the one said
to the other if he found out who took his bike.
"Sort of," he
said, "see when I got to the thou shalt not commit adultary
part, I remembered where I had parked my bike."