Advanced Search
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in



Remember Me?

» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?


Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
Busted Tees
Mike's List


George W. Bush
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

Random Quote
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
— Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

Snapple Facts
#131 Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to freshwater. #132 A crocodile cannot move its tongue.

Yo Mama ...
is so short every time she farts, she blows sand in her shoes

One Liners
Q: What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A: A Lickalotapuss.

From one priest to another

By: joe corralPublished: 05/04/2000
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Two priests were talking over breakfast one day when one said to the other how distraught he was because his bike was stolen while he was giviing a sermon.

He asked for advice, and was told to give a sermon about the 10 commandments, when he gets to the thou shalt not steal commmandment, he should take a look around and look for a guilty looking person.

A week later, the same two preists were having breakfast again, and the one said to the other if he found out who took his bike.

"Sort of," he said, "see when I got to the thou shalt not commit adultary part, I remembered where I had parked my bike."

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of

More Religious Jokes...


This Section


You must register to participate in this discussion.
sex (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 3:54:07 PM EST)

what is sex

Another commandment... (0 replies)
started by GOOFERELLA
(06.04.2000 5:26:14 PM EST)

"Thou shalt not comment...."


Another commandment... (0 replies)  
started by GOOFERELLA
(06.04.2000 5:25:30 PM EST)

"Thou shalt not comment...."

"SEX IS A REQUIRED FIELD." is not responsible for any content which individual users post. reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.

Most Recent
Rate This!

2.96 Goofballs of 5
66 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • Lookie Here!

    Goofball Facts
    You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.