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Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history...
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lol
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.14.2003 8:11:41 PM EST)
good one
Mmmm Ribs...
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started by
michaelcarl
(01.14.2003 4:42:57 PM EST)
an so was born the Barbecue?
Luckily
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started by
thegrandpatron
(01.14.2003 8:29:02 AM EST)
I've never divorced,
so I'm still just down a Rib.
So.......
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started by
tjshere
(01.14.2003 4:53:08 AM EST)
What happened to that OTHER woman? I might be willing to part with an arm and a leg to upgrade to the better model.
The damn one he just gave the rib for has cost me an arm and a leg..
hahahahahaha
Just protecting my sheep
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