Michael and Eltons Bad Day
By: Anonymous	Published: 06/12/2000
Michael Jackson and Elton John Die. They go to Heaven and God decides to give them another chance at life. Bue he says if you, Micheal Jackson, think of anything bad your hand will fall off. Elton, if you think of anything worse you will blow up. They both agree. They both go back down to earth. They are walking down the street and see a couple of kids. That's when Michaels hand falls off. He bends Down to pick it up...and Elton John explodes. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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No... (0 replies) started by bdhoff (06.12.2001 4:17:41 PM EST) That was just plain stupid...

ummmm (0 replies) started by tardygirl (12.09.2000 2:47:13 PM EST) LOL! That was fuckin hilarious

Endo (0 replies) started by endo (06.14.2000 7:36:03 PM EST) GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG EndO

HAha - No More Messages (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.14.2000 12:54:47 PM EST) Hahahaha :) Funny joke

the best (0 replies) started by peepeehead (06.14.2000 1:23:33 AM EST) that was a great joke! ok, not the best...but i'd give it a 3 for effort, plus 1 point for ripping on homosexuals. i am a well respected reverend who blesses "civil unions" between cauliflowers and tape dispensers, which is usually frowned upon in my state, for some reason.

STUPID (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.13.2000 1:14:07 AM EST) THIS JOKE IS MAD WACK

STUPID (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.13.2000 1:04:39 AM EST) THIS JOKE IS MAD WACK

i don't get it.... (0 replies) started by mndjelicks (06.12.2000 8:45:48 PM EST) ??????????/ why? goofball kicks ass. i love all the crazy stuff people load into the web site.

aaarrrrgghhhhh (0 replies) started by interstate18 (06.12.2000 8:25:22 PM EST) that really sucked!!!!!

BOOOO! (0 replies) started by tina1269 (06.12.2000 10:35:33 AM EST) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This sucked (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (06.12.2000 1:54:20 AM EST) SHIT!!!

God knew they wouldn't make it... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (06.12.2000 0:49:54 AM EST) He was just fuckin' with 'em. He likes to do that a lot. ;o)

first (0 replies)   started by aaaa (06.12.2000 0:34:51 AM EST) first

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