Three guys die and go to heaven, when they get there, they are greeted by God and God decides to ask them each a question, so God thinks of a question.
He asks the first guy "did you ever cheat on your wife?" The man replies "nope, never thought of it, never did, never would!"
God tells the man, ok, i will give you a Jaguar
The second guy comes up and God asks him the same question "did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The man replies "nope, but i thought about it once!"
God kinda thinks, then he says, "ok, well, since you thought about it, but you never did, i will give you a Honda Civic"
The third guy comes up and God asks him "did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The third guy replies " yes, but i really regret it and wish i could take it back."
So God thinks, then says "since you did, but you regret it, I will give you a golf cart!"
The guy shrugs and they all leave and the guy is drivin his golf cart and stops at a stop light. The the guy with the jaguar pulls up and this makes the guy in the golf start laughing and rolling around his cart.
The man in the jaguar says to him "what are you laughing at, i got a jaguar, and you got a golf cart?"
The man in the golf cart stops laughing and says "yeah, but i just saw your wife on a scooter!"