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Little Johnny and His Poker
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/26/2000
Little Johnny was in Sunday school class and his friend Susie was sleeping while the teacher was asking questions.
The teacher asked "Who is the Lord?", well he didn't want her to get in trouble so Johnny poked Susie with a pin and she woke up and screamed "Jesus Christ!" "Very good Susie," said the teacher.
Susie dozed off again, the teacher asked "Who is the Lord's Mother?" Johnny poked Susie again with the pin and she yelled "Mary Mother of God!" "Correct again Susie," said the teacher.
Susie went back to sleep. The teacher asked "What do you think Eve said to Adam when they met?" Johnny again poked Susie and she woke up and said "If you poke me with that goddamn thing again I'll rip it off!"
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.13.2000 4:25:25 AM EST)
that wasn't funny....
what's this i hear
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.26.2000 9:50:45 PM EST)
"Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a
> way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and
> you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love
> I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail."
yes
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rook30505
(07.26.2000 1:09:45 AM EST)
all that for a pin prick
Spank my ass!
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