One day Bob and a Pastor go and play a game of golf. Bob tees off first. His ball flies over the fairway and lands a foot from the hole. He yells, "Goddamn it, I missed!"
Then the pastor says," Don't use our Lord's name in vain."
One the next hold Bob tees off and come six inches from the hole and he yells, "Goddamn it, I missed!"
The pastor reminds him, "Don't use our Lord's name in vain."
Then Bob tees off on the next hole and come half an inch from the hole and once again yells "Goddamn it, I missed!"
And a lightning bolt comes flying from the sky and hits the pastor killing him.
Bob looks up and hears a voice saying, "Goddamn it, I missed."
