Jesus Saves
By: tubaman34	Published: 10/20/2000
Jesus and the Devil are fighting over who is better than the other on the computer. They had been fighting for many weeks when God finally got tired of it. So God goes to Jesus and the Devil and says,"I am going to end this now. I'm going to give you 10 tasks to do in two hours. Who ever can complete thes tasks and then show me they have will be declared the better of the two." So Jesus and the devil agreed to do the following: 1.) type three spreedsheets on all the men in the world, all the women in the world and all the she-men in the world. 2.) Type four documents A)the Bible in English B)the Bible in Latin C)the meaning of life D)explain where heaven is 3.) Make three webpages using HTML So the two go at it they are pretty much even, when with five minutes left God cuts out the power. When he turns it back on the Devil reboots his computer and is looking at a blank screen. Meanwhile.... Jesus is printing out everything. So the Devil turns to God and says," How did he do that?!" God turned to him and said just two words, "JESUS SAVES!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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there are ten tasks (0 replies) started by grahamwatson1980 (03.22.2001 0:24:43 AM EST) 3 spreadsheets, 4 documents, 3 websites Bored, bored, bored.

Your a dumbass (0 replies) started by tubaman34 (11.30.2000 9:39:15 PM EST) theremay only be 4 numbers but there are more than one thing for each by the way donut38 kiss my ass sup to all my b*tch's hope yall like my sh*t

F$%KING LAME (0 replies) started by bucknaked (10.24.2000 1:36:56 PM EST) I have never heard anything more lame than that stupid excuse for a joke. It IS true...only stupid ppl are breeding. Waasssuuuuuuuppp!?!?!

hell yeah (0 replies) started by peepeehead (10.23.2000 9:39:35 PM EST) now that is what i am talking about! 5 stars. Hypnotherapist: "Open your eyes, Nicholas." Nicholas: "AAAH!" - D R E A M T H E A T E R

What happened to... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.22.2000 5:43:51 PM EST) ...the other 7 tasks? Shitty joke.

What happened to... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.22.2000 5:42:58 PM EST) ...the other 7 tasks? Shitty joke.

Say What?? (0 replies) started by MarcusHalberstram (10.21.2000 3:13:58 PM EST) I realize religion plays a big role in society today, but come on, not comedy.

Old (0 replies) started by SmeiSmei (10.21.2000 11:41:44 AM EST) OLD!!

BEEN USED BEFORE (0 replies) started by disposablehero (10.20.2000 9:56:21 AM EST) but no; it isnt a suckfest; Bill Gates isnt god and you two are not funny. PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

suckfest (0 replies) started by ldennisn (10.20.2000 8:24:42 AM EST) this is not worth reading i got no signature line

MS Word autosaves... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.20.2000 3:08:01 AM EST) Does that mean that Bill Gates is God? There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!

PRETTY LAME BOYS (0 replies)   started by donut38 (10.20.2000 0:06:53 AM EST) YOU ARE NOT EVEN TRYING ANY MORE

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