A man was having an affair with a married woman at her home one afternoon when her husband returned home early. In a panic, the woman hurried her lover into the closet before she went downstairs to try and get her husband to run an errand.
"Boy, it sure is dark in here," a small voice said from the darkness of the closet.
"Who's in here?" the man whispered in fear.
"My names Tommy," the voice continued, "And I know what you've been doing with my mom."
"Hey, kid," the man replied, "If I give you twenty bucks, will you promise not to say anything about it to anybody?"
"Sure," Tommy said as the man found the young boy's hand in the dark and pressed a new twenty dollar bill into his palm.
The man was able to sneak out of the house and decided to press his luck a few days later. Sure enough, the woman's husband returned home early and it was the same scenario all over again.
As the man sat in the closet, a small voice said, "Boy, it sure is dark in here."
"Oh, no," the man groaned, "Not you again!"
"It sure is," said Tommy, "And this time it'll cost you fifty bucks to keep me quiet."
Not wanting to press his luck any further the man gave Tommy the fifty dollars and after a short moment, was able to sneak out again.
That evening, Tommy's father noticed that Tommy had some money sticking out of his pocket. He asked Tommy where he'd gotten all that money but got no reply. Disappointed and certain that his son didn't receive the money through honest means, he insisted that Tommy go to church the next day and confess any sins he may have commited.
The following morning Tommy went to curch and entered into the confessional when it was his turn. "Boy, it sure is dark in here," he muttered.
From the other side a voice cried out, "What the hell do you want now?!?"
