Catholic Dog
By: beckdaddy	Published: 02/28/2001
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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it was funny (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.09.2001 12:19:28 PM EST) I'm Irish and I'm catholic and I'm from the south and I thought it was quite funny. Ya'll need to lighten up.

you people are idiots (0 replies) started by dougefresh318 (03.06.2001 11:59:15 AM EST) Since when did they become the Catholic "race." You morons should learn the definition of racism before you so freely throw it around.

zen (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.03.2001 2:29:00 AM EST) I'm catholic so mutherfuck you guys....wait....or was i an ALCoholic

yep (0 replies) started by barnyardstyle (03.02.2001 10:31:14 AM EST) Those catholics are whores. How do u think stereotypes get started? Pedophiles too

kinshane = ass (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.01.2001 12:34:41 PM EST) Funny, beckdaddy doesn't sound like an Assyrian word. Like "Everyone" studies Assyrian. I think you're just pullin' it out of your arse (Lybian for ass). I think you and your problems should go elsewhere.

See a doctor, kinshane (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (03.01.2001 11:35:27 AM EST) You have some unresolved personal issues that need attention. You are blaming other people for your faults and your false belief of persecution indicates deep-seated guilt.

Watch Your Mouth! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.28.2001 6:35:52 PM EST) Dude, that just wasn't cool, man. That just was not cool at all!

How about I stick $5,000 of lead bullets... (1 reply) started by duck888 (02.28.2001 11:49:02 AM EST) In your head!!!!!! Racist bastard.

que? part 2 (0 replies) started by spoiler (02.28.2001 10:43:06 AM EST) oh yea, and what does religion have to do with race? the world is dead..oh wait, I'm alive Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

que? (0 replies) started by spoiler (02.28.2001 10:42:15 AM EST) I'm not Catholic and I don't get it, so it can't be all that racist, hm? Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Ahhhh Sterotypes.... (0 replies) started by cheeseball (02.28.2001 9:21:16 AM EST) An endless supply of joke material! Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.

first (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (02.28.2001 1:25:25 AM EST) yes im first

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