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Where's Jonah Now?

By: misspkPublished: 06/24/2001
 
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A little girl told her teacher that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.

The little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah!"

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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    cute joke (0 replies)
    started by jarhead21man
    (06.28.2001 5:53:19 PM EST)
    although i don't believe in heaven or hell the joke was funny.

    uhh.. (0 replies)
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (06.28.2001 3:37:35 AM EST)
    technically it was a fish, not a whale, but technically who cares, right?

    Hehehehehe! (2 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.24.2001 9:48:48 PM EST)
    I like it. Good post, Miss PK.

    Kids are funny (2 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.24.2001 9:33:25 AM EST)
    With a responce like that, this must be why they say, "out of the mouths of babes."

    Speaking of which, Hi Miss P.K. glad to see you come up for air. Thanks for the chuckle---a nice short & sweet joke, 5 goofballs.

    As for the rest of you fudge packin limp-dicks, this joke is funny.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    ............... (2 replies)
    started by linguist
    (06.24.2001 3:31:17 AM EST)
    pk is on drugs.

    lame (0 replies)
    started by deitch33
    (06.24.2001 1:48:08 AM EST)
    lame

    FINALLY 1st!!!! (0 replies)
    started by lethalnuts
    (06.24.2001 0:36:50 AM EST)
    This joke is dumb ass hell, but oh well, IM FIRST!

    FINALLY 1st!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by lethalnuts
    (06.24.2001 0:36:17 AM EST)
    This joke is dumb ass hell, but oh well, IM FIRST!

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