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By: misspkPublished: 05/03/2002
 
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Sister Marlena entered the Monastery of Silence and the Abbot said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Sister Marlena lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbot said to her, "Sister Marlena, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."

Sister Marlena said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Abbot said. "We will get you a better bed." After another 5 years, Sister Marlena was called by the Abbot. "You may say another two words, Sister Marlena."

"Cold food," said Sister Marlena, and the Abbott assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Abbott again called Sister Marlena into his office. "Two words you may say today."

"I quit," said Sister Marlena. "It is probably best," said the Abbott. "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

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    Sounds like.... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.03.2002 7:31:14 AM EST)


    ....my sister-in-law. But I never new she was a nun, or could keep her mouth shut.

    True story .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.03.2002 3:51:18 AM EST)

    we once lived near to a convent and attended the convent church for catholic mass (this was before I got excommunicated (LOL)), high mass on a Sunday was pretty boring when it came to singing as it was a silent order ! Hahahahahahahahaha

    (I'm kidding really)

    and then..... (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.03.2002 1:10:45 AM EST)


    .......after another 5 years Sister Marlena said, "Ass Hole."

    ....5 years later the Abbot said, "Bitch."


    .....5 more years later Sister Marlena said, "Eat shit."

    Should I go on?

    hahahahaha

    ^5 PK


    Just protecting my sheep

    hahaha (1 reply)  
    started by suicideking
    (05.03.2002 0:11:44 AM EST)

    good one... two words... nun vagina!


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