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Constipation Cure

By: garibaldiPublished: 12/13/2002
 
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Sister Mary Margaret enters O'Flynn's liquor shop. "I'd like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey", she tells O'Flynn. The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun too."

"Oh no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father Reilly. His constipation, you know." O'Flynn smiles, nods, and puts a bottle into a bag. Sister Mary Margaret pays, takes the bag and goes on her way.

Later that day, O'Flynn closes shop for the day. On his way home he passes an alley. There in the alley is Sister Mary Margaret. She's rip roaring drunk, the empty bottle at her side.

"Sister!" O'Flynn scolds. "And you said it was for Father Reilly's constipation."

"It is," answers Sister Mary Margaret. "When he sees me, he's gonna shit!"

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    Hey (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.13.2002 12:57:06 PM EST)

    Why are the dates on the most recent jokes, as well as one and two years ago, all screwed up?

    I'll Bet ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.13.2002 6:55:00 AM EST)

    Father Reilly loves giving little boys enemas.

    Yep, he's gonna shit (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.13.2002 1:21:39 AM EST)

    Because she was supposed to split the bottle with him. Hehehe.

    Good one, Garibaldi. ^5

    lol nice (0 replies)  
    started by suicideking
    (12.13.2002 0:13:06 AM EST)

    hadn't heard this one before, and I can just imagine stumbling upon her in real life....and punching her in the FACE!! lol


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