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Advising the Preacher

By: acidintervalPublished: 02/24/2003
 
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked or a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 5 or 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's pay.

There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is an act of God!"

In the back of the room, a little old man stood up and in his frail voice said... "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but then we get too much, we wear rubbers!"

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    Snow and Rain... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (02.24.2003 5:08:22 PM EST)

    2 words I hate, I wish the weather would just Stop.I sorry wrong page.
    Atta boy Luther, I mean Acid.

    God Bless Our Troops

    Maybe ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.24.2003 10:11:39 AM EST)

    if he worked more than one day a week, he would be to tired to keep her knocked up.

    That's just my opinion I could be wrong.

    Haha, well put (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.24.2003 8:38:48 AM EST)

    It's time to put a cap on that gusher. ^5, Acid!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    hahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (02.24.2003 0:18:55 AM EST)


    This was a first for me... never heard it...

    ^5 Acid....


    Just protecting my sheep from that faggot MonkBubble

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