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Priest in Training

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/10/2003
 
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The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand."

The new priest tries this.

The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"

The new priest says those things, trying them out.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No shit! What happened next?'"

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    I like priests (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (03.10.2003 8:09:25 PM EST)

    they're the craziest peoplessssss

    §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG
    I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.

    LOL (3 replies)
    started by corjones
    (03.10.2003 12:10:00 PM EST)

    ^5 Absolutely superb! Which chapel does he serve cos I'm changing confessional. LMAO.

    It wasn't his ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.10.2003 7:38:40 AM EST)

    knee he was slapping.
    If you know what I mean.

    Flap Flap Flap

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.10.2003 0:17:01 AM EST)


    Hadn't heard this one..

    Great ending..


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