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The Dying Nun

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/21/2002
 
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The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen.

Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "Please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face and said, "Don't sell that cow."

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (09.21.2002 3:54:17 PM EST)


    Neffer heard dat one Acid...


    Just protecting my sheep

    I think ...... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.21.2002 6:52:58 AM EST)

    this makes the fourth new joke for me this year. We might set a new record in '02. YEA!

    Strangely (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.21.2002 4:13:30 AM EST)

    I've heard the punchline many times, but could never remember the joke that went with it !

    Thanks Acid !

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    started by tjshere
    (09.21.2002 0:23:50 AM EST)

    That's fine if you just want to drink it, but I'll bet it's awful on cereal.

    ~Nother good one here, Acid. wtg, dude.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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