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"Oftentimes, we live in a processed world—you know, people focus on the process and not results." —Bush, speaking on the Middle East peace process Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
— Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)
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#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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is so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
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 Prisoner of War | | By: acidinterval | Published: 01/14/2004 | | |  |
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About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
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