"The proposal we've proposed will save him nearly $2,400 every year."—Bush, in another display of the depth and breadth of his language skills Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President Bush Speaks to the TaxRelief Coalition, U.S. Chamber of Commerce," May 6, 2003
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LMAO2!
(1 reply)
started by
tjshere
(01.16.2004 12:55:52 PM EST)
Wait till the tabloids find out Hillary is seeing a shrink.
Great joke, Damsel! Thanks. It's good to see you around.
well
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started by
ebenny
(01.16.2004 12:03:45 PM EST)
at least the shrink is getting paid by the hour
LMAO
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started by
thecritic
(01.16.2004 0:34:41 AM EST)
I wasn't expecting that answer.
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