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 Packed Church | | By: acidinterval | Published: 02/09/2003 | | |  |
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The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked. The front of the church fills first."
The young priest nodded and the old one continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so
I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony."
"Thank you, Father," answered the young priest, "I am pleased you are open to the new ideas of youth."
"Well", said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional."
"But Father," protested the young priest. "My confessions have nearly doubled since I began that!"
"I know son," replied the old man. "But that flashing neon sign, 'Toot'n Tell or Go to Hell', cannot stay on the church roof!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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