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Jesus Saves

By: parkingguyPublished: 01/10/2003
 
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One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil was typing away.

Suddenly a huge blackout filled heaven and hell. When the lights came back on, Jesus picked up right where he left off, but the Devil's screen was black.

Satan says, "How could this happen? I did everything Jesus did!"

Then one person in Hell says, "No, Jesus Saves."

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    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.11.2003 9:38:01 PM EST)

    kinda corney but funny

    Good one parking guy (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (01.10.2003 3:55:14 PM EST)


    I didn't quite understand navyguy's comment that this sucked first!!! ????

    I wonder what sucked second? Did the joke beat the navyguy out of sucking something first? I guess if you wanna be first at sucking you need to get there a little earlier.

    Meanwhile I'm hiding my equipment, I don't know what it is that navyguy wants to suck.


    Just protecting my sheep
    What a drag (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.10.2003 3:42:56 AM EST)

    I'll bet Satan had a lot better pictures on his `puter.

    Good one, parkingguy. Pay no attention to ANYONE who claims "FIRST", just keep `em coming.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    huh (0 replies)  
    started by navyguy
    (01.10.2003 3:26:14 AM EST)

    that sucked...FIRST!!!!

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