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"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." — Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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LOL !!
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started by
tjshere
(01.18.2003 2:19:03 PM EST)
Maybe the drunk guy outside the bar in Patron's joke last week lives with this guy. Hehehehe.
hahahahaha
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started by
bigjohn2
(01.18.2003 12:22:44 PM EST)
sounds like my house....lol
Jesus Christ ......
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started by
thegrandpatron
(01.18.2003 11:39:56 AM EST)
is the nickname my golfing buddies gave me.
Every time I show up to play golf they say "Jesus Christ, are you here again?"
Hahahahahaha
Good one Miss PK
That reminds me...
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seaweedy
(01.18.2003 3:04:14 AM EST)
True story ... I visited my chiropractor this Thursday and during the "adjustment" he suddenly jumped up and landed on my back with his belly (yes, chiropractors really do things like that). I was taken by surprise and I yelled "Jesus Christ!" Calmly the doctor replied, "Oh, he's here every Friday in the next room!"
Cute~
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vmax97
(01.18.2003 2:37:33 AM EST)
That was as cute as you misspk!
Jesus Christ it's good to see you submitting again.
Just protecting my sheep
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