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Knockin' On Heaven's Door?

By: rogerPublished: 05/24/2003
 
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"

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    Hey (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.24.2003 7:02:47 PM EST)


    a new joke and I almost missed it.

    Brats in heaven ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.24.2003 6:36:06 AM EST)

    I wont be going there anyway so you can have 'em!

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    How many times have I said that (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.24.2003 0:52:49 AM EST)


    to my young 'uns...

    Great joke Roger....

    ^5 buddy...

    Keep 'em coming...

    hahahahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    lmfao (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.24.2003 0:03:24 AM EST)

    now I think that will work...

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