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God Sent You

By: michaelcarlPublished: 07/15/2003
 
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A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you."

Did God send you, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.

He sent them also," the mother said.

"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.

"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years! No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here."

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    Yeah ....... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.15.2003 9:48:44 AM EST)


    and Britney Spears is a virgin too.
    LOL

    ^5 MC

    LOL! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.15.2003 8:13:02 AM EST)

    This kid must be one of my former in-laws. Good job, MC. New one on me.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Is his name (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (07.15.2003 2:06:32 AM EST)

    Jesus by any chance?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

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