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Vacationing With The Mother-In-Law

By: bigjohn2Published: 11/22/2003
 
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A guy goes on vacation with his wife and mother-in-law to the Holy Land. Sadly, the mother-in-law dies. He goes to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it will cost over $5000, whereas she can be buried in the Holy Land for only $750. The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here. Three days later, he arose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

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    Mother-In-Law... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.22.2003 5:43:25 PM EST)

    Always check out your wife's Mom before you get hitched.

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

    I've got a solution. (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (11.22.2003 3:59:42 PM EST)

    If she fits, stick her in your freezer... (let's see who paid attention on the 18th).

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

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    started by bigjohn2
    (11.22.2003 1:32:29 PM EST)

    hahahahahaha

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