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Swedish Fathers

By: damselPublished: 10/12/2003
 
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Two British sailors attended a church service in Stockholm. Not speaking a word of Swedish, and not wishing to appear out of place, they sat behind an important looking man.

When he stood up or knelt down, they did the same. At the end of the service, the pastor made what was evidently an announcement, where-upon the man in front of the sailors rose to his feet, and they did likewise - to a roar of laughter from the congregation.

As the sailors left the church, the pastor spoke to them in English, so they asked him the reason for the laughter.

"Oh!" he said, "I mentioned that next Sunday morning there was to be a baptism... and would the father of the child please stand up."

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    LMFAO2 (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (10.12.2003 12:09:00 PM EST)


    That guy's wife is gonna have some `splainin' to do.

    Good one, Damsel, thanks.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMFAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.12.2003 0:26:00 AM EST)


    Ne'er heered dat one afore

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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