Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and she said , "Oh Jack. give me a pint of brandy."
"Sister Mary Katherine." exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I've never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!""
"Oh Jack," she responded. "its only for Mother Superior." Her voice dropped. "It helps her constipation, you know.
So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine. And she was snookered. She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a bird in flight, right there on the sidewalk.
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A crowd was gathering so Jack pushed his way through the crowd and exclaimed. "Sister Mary Katherine! For shame! You told me this is for Mother Superior's constipation!"
Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied: "And so it is, me lad. When she see's me, she's going to shit!"
