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God's Penny

By: damselPublished: 11/17/2004
 
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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . . "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks," Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute".

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