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Dust To Dust

By: tjsherePublished: 07/26/2005
 
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A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust... "

He would have continued, but at that moment a little girl leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,

"Mom, what is butt dust?"

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    Congrats To Goofball Staff (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (07.27.2005 6:23:12 PM EST)

    You Allowed a new joke on the site! You guys are really coming around!! Keep this up, and the site might be worth checking out more than a couple of times a week. Congrats to you guys.

    I know what (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.26.2005 7:30:44 AM EST)


    "Butt Dust" is,

    But what in the hell is
    the "minister waxed eloquent"?
    I guess I should go to church more often.

    Good One!!! (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (07.26.2005 5:11:31 AM EST)

    "Butt Dust" ... kids say the darndest things! Hahahaha!

    LMAO @ (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.26.2005 4:05:39 AM EST)


    My own damn joke. I had forgotten about this one.

    "butt dust"

    Waaaaaaa Hahahahahaha!!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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