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Little Old Church Ladies

By: luvly1Published: 03/26/2005
 
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.

Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers".

And the congregation said, "Amen."

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.26.2005 8:09:35 PM EST)

    got that right

    Advising The Preacher (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.26.2005 11:40:57 AM EST)


    Maybe if he worked more than one day a week, he would be too tired to keep her knocked up.

    That's just my opinion I could be wrong.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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