Clergy Freebees
By: Anonymous	Published: 03/17/2007
One day a Pastor went to a barber shop for a haircut. When done he inquired the cost and the barber said, no charge for the clergy. The next day, 50 bibles arrived at the shop. A few days later, after a haircut, a minister inquired the fee, and the same barber said, no charge for the clergy. The next day, 50 rosaries arrived at the shop. The next day after a haircut a rabbi asked the cost and the barber told him, no charge for the clergy. The next day 50 rabbis came to the shop. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LOL (0 replies) started by kittydreamer (03.17.2007 10:00:42 AM EST) I know I shouldn't but dang that was funny. Yesterday's nut is today's oak.

This reminds me of a joke (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.17.2007 8:36:19 AM EST) How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal: 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None Candles only. Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken Episcopalians: 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormons: 5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence. Methodists: Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. Nazarene: 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Lutherans: None Lutherans don't believe in change. Amish: What's a light bulb?

ah (0 replies)   started by thegrandpatron (03.17.2007 8:27:55 AM EST) I saw that coming

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