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Mother Teresa

By: tjsherePublished: 09/16/2005
 
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When Mother Teresa died and went to heaven, God greeted her at the Pearly Gates. "Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?" asked God "I could eat," she replied. So, God opened a can of tuna, unwrapped a loaf of rye bread, and they began to share it.

While eating the humble tuna sandwich, Mother Teresa looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasant and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remained quiet.

The next day, God invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey and apple pie. Still, she said nothing.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was opened. She couldn't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked, "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven, all I get is tuna and a piece of rye bread, and in the other place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand it."

God sighed: "Let's be honest, Teresa. For two people, it just doesn't pay to cook."

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    lmao (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (09.17.2005 2:06:27 PM EST)

    Ain't it the truth Ruth.

    Hey there's more (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.16.2005 4:53:33 PM EST)


    than two people in Heaven.
    Your ex-wife should be there.
    Because I'll bet she's never done anything wrong (according to her anyway).

    editor's note:
    So, no Catholic Priest in heaven, that doesn't surprise me.

    Hahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by meesha
    (09.16.2005 4:02:59 PM EST)

    I honestly didn't see that one coming. Good joke. :D

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