Adam's Gifts
By: luvly1	Published: 09/30/2005
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," the Lord said. Adam looked at the Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, the Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other is a sex organ. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now-intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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When God Gave Adam A Penis (0 replies) started by tjshere (09.30.2005 6:44:27 PM EST) Well I guess it's a good thing the penis doesn't work all the time then. If it did we'd all be babbling idiots.. ba duh duh dee duh ba

I will testify... (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (09.30.2005 6:30:06 PM EST) I see lights, feel like exploding, hear acutely, heat rises from my feet and a tingle rushes up my legs through my thighs, up my torso and throughout my upper body. A feeling of euphoria releases in my abdomen just before what I call 'falling off the mountain'. I can hardly move for the ecstasy I experience.

Hallelujah! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (09.30.2005 2:53:32 AM EST) And I bet there are a few witnesses right here & now that would be willing to share their experience of this revelation.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! (0 replies)   started by ajk454 (09.30.2005 1:32:25 AM EST) Ain't that the truth! Not enough blood to go around.

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