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The Bible & PMS

By: luvly1Published: 10/02/2005
 
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A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.

After the service, he was approached by a woman who said "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS".

The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it.

The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

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    lol@ TJ (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (10.02.2005 9:11:45 PM EST)

    Well if you ask me... I say they still got lost & that's why they ended up sleeping in a barn.

    Thank the goodness for those 3 wise men.. or else we might not even have Christmas now!

    LOL (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.02.2005 8:00:37 AM EST)


    Yeah, but I'll bet Joseph still held his ground and wouldn't stop to get directions.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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