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Divine Parking Place

By: tjsherePublished: 12/14/2005
 
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Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Pedro looked up again and said, "Never mind...I found one!

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    Pedro Is About To (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (12.19.2005 9:56:38 PM EST)

    Get towed all the way to hell.

    Peace On Earth. Good Will Toward All Members

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    started by roger
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    Pedro was run over by a tobacco truck

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    started by bd2son
    (12.14.2005 9:17:27 AM EST)

    parking gods all the time but seem to have the wrong connection.

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