"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
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"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye." — Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
Snapple Facts
#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
One Liners
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest caughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin; there's no paper on this side either."
And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
decides to deliver a message to humanity,
He WILL NOT use, as His messenger,
a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
Mel ...
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is that you?
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