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Hand Dryers

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/26/2007
 
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My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out.

I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine but when he went in there he saw a sign that read, "For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button."

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    Now this is my kinda joke. Quick and funny. ^5!

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