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How Can I Get To Heaven?

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/28/2007
 
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She asked the children in her kindergarten Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then she said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," she continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

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    they study the difference between "get into" and "go to".

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