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By: acidintervalPublished: 09/12/2007
 
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A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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    thank goodness (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
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    that explains alot lolo

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