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Naughty Nuns

By: BrittanyPublished: 05/02/2000
 
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These two nuns were in the church on a weekday fixin' up the windows. It was terribly hot that day and one of the nuns said to the other:

"Do you think we could strip down naked because its SOOOOO hot in here?"

The other said: "Well I don't see why not I mean no one is here and they can't see us."

So the nuns proceded to take off all of their clothes. They then carried on with their work. All of the sudden there was a knock at the door and the nuns didn't know what to do so they asked who was at the door.

The person answered "Its the blind man"

One of the nuns said to the other: "Oh its just the blind man he can't see anything"

So they opened the door for him...

The man looked at both of the nuns and said:

"Nice tits where do you want the blinds!!!???"

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Why do they keep repeating the jokes????????????????????

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